What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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