i was rollin on her like bob the builder
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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