Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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