I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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