I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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