U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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