my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize