"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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