I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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