where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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