That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Randomize
