belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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