You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize