We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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