Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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