hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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