why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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