the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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