i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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