if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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