Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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