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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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