he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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