his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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