How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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