I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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