Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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