4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Boobs are out for the taking
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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