I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Nicole vs. Life
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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