So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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