Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Panties = found
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