You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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