i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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