You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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