I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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