giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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