Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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