She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Your penis caused this!
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