I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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