I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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