where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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