please come you make the beer taste better
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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