this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
