Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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