Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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