her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Randomize
