Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I love having hate sex.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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