Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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