im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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