You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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