I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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